There’s two types of Autumn:
- the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
- the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween
And I love them both!
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
people speak other languages you complete fuckwit